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things i have learned from school:
how to lie through my teeth and bullshit entire essays and do all nighters and still pass classes
Yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm
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Why do you sleep so much?
Because I have no reason to be awake.
*scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
ur bleedin because u dont floss
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